Please stop sending me hate

Not because I can’t take it or it upsets me, but you guys a shit at sending it. “Slut” “bitch” and “whore” are classics, sure, but they are boring! Spice up your hatred towards me! Get creative… I don’t know about you, but I would be much more offended if you called me “slightly stale almond milk” or “an empty jar of peanut butter”.