hateoftheunion:

glampersand:

higgzorz:

john ‘smokes that’ green

we get it

i dont think you do. john green is a famous young adult author, known for works such as The Fault in Our Stars and Looking For Alaska. hes also an awkward middle aged man who feels threatened by childrens post ironic internet humor. hes a very uncool nerd, the kind that i shove in lockers. “green” is also a slang term for marijuana, which i smoke a lot of because im cool, but the nerdy writer man doesn’t because he is a nerd. the joke is that john green has green in his name, and if his middle name was “smoke that” it would be entirely paradoxical, because john green is a nerd, and doesnt smoke weed like i do (i smoke a lot of weed)